pehhhpper on your poppycosh?

Mmm pepper. So I haven't had the best week, for reasons I won't mention, but the weather was nice and I was able to enjoy lunch between classes and rediscovered love that was The Format streaming from my headphones. After a three hour Physics lab, I got home and went into the bathroom to find a huge chunk of pepper sitting on the groove along my gum and incisor tooth. I can't imagine how many people in my lab and friends walking by on their way to class that I greeted, looked at me for a second, then didn't know whether to mention something or laugh as I smiled. Needless to say I bent over from laughing until my stomach started to ache and tears were welling in my eyes.

The moral of the story, kiddies is no matter how well you know a person, lend a hand: tell a girl that she's got junk in her grill.